#5 - You have to take them for walks
#4 - They want to crawl in bed with you
#3 - They rub their wet nose on you
#2 - They are always spitting or throwing up
#1 - They poop on your couch
I am sure you all want to know where I am going with this. Now the top 5 reasons why children are like puppies
#5 - You GET to take them on walks
#4 - They want to crawl in bed with you
#3 - They constantly rub their snotty nose on you
#2 - they are always spitting up
And the #1 REASON.......Wait for it........Wait for it.
#1 THEY POOP ON YOUR COUCH
I don't know how this happened but this is what was waiting for me when I got home from work. Yes it sat there all day long! I think Tom was traumatized by the poop on him that this little bugger went unrecognized.
5 comments:
Brandon wants to know how that got through a diaper! I want to know how Tom did not see that! It is as big as Slade!!! SCARY!
Ok Brandon's comment - HOLY SH*T
Pardon my french on your blog ....but are you shitting me??? Really?? Unbelievable!!! I laughed so hard I am crying. (sorry about the pun).
Hi -- I'm a friend and neighbor of Danyel's (just so you know I'm not a random stalker!!)and I must say.... this was WAY too funny!!
How do these things always end up happening to you?? Only in the Buckheister home could a loaf like that go unnoticed...by dad of course! Hilarious!!
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