95% Stinky

Well Tader had his 4 month appointment last Thursday with his new Dr. Office. After the whole St. Lukes vs. Mercy hospital catastrophe we switched doctors, not to mention the fact that my son had RSV and his old Dr diagnosed him 3 times with a cold....But I am not bitter. Slade seemed to really enjoys his new doctor....Okay wait....I hate when people say stuff like that. First off the Kid is only 4 months old and would love a serial killer if he smiled at him. Lets rewind, mom really likes the new doctor and needs to say things like "Slade seemed to really enjoy his new doctor" to boost her ego for changing pediatricians in the first 3 months of his life. The visit did go flawless though. When the Dr walked in, I think she took a double take. She saw this 5'2 118lb women (give or take 20-30 lbs) holding this 5'2 118lb baby (give or take 20-30 lbs). She had never met Slade prior to this visit, only me and I think she didn't expect to see me holding the jolly green giant. During the visit, they weighed him and he weighed in at whopping 17lbs 4oz (90%) he was 26 3/4' in height (95%) and 80% for head circumference (don't remember measurements, I just kept thinking "So glad I didn't push that melon out of me").
Tom's version of the appointment (even though he wasn't there) goes like this.
Weight, 90th percentile
Height, 95th percentile
Head Circumference, 80% percentile
and Stinkiness 95th percentile
Priceless!